We extend a special welcome to those who are single, married, divorced, gay, filthy rich, dirt poor or don’t speak English.
We extend a special welcome to those who have crying newborns, are skinny as a rail or could afford to lose a few pounds.
We like you if you sing like Andrea Bocelli or like our pastor, can’t carry a tune in a bucket.
You’re welcome here if you’re “just browsing”, just woke up or just got out of jail.
We don’t care if you’re more catholic than the pope, haven’t stepped foot in a church since little Joey’s baptism or just don’t like organized religion. (We’ve been there too)
Maybe you’re just here because grandma brought you, Welcome.
We extend a special welcome to those who are over 60 and have not yet grown up, and to teenagers who have grown up too fast.
We welcome soccer moms, NASCAR dads, starving artists, tree huggers, latte sippers, vegetarians, and junk food eaters.
We welcome those in recovery, as well as those who are still addicted.
We welcome those of you who have too much “junk” to deal with, are down in the dumps or have everything going just fine.
If you blew your offering money at the craps table, you are welcome here.
We offer a special welcome to those of you who think the world is flat, work too hard, don’t have a job, if you’re highly educated or never finished school.
We welcome those who are inked, pierced or both.
We welcome you if whether or not you have hair and the color of your hair doesn’t matter to us.
We offer a special welcome to those who are in need of prayer right now, had religion shoved down your throat as a kid, or got lost in traffic and wound up here by mistake.
We welcome tourists, seekers, doubters, bleeding hearts…and YOU!!!
Welcome home!!!